Today, at the ultra-exclusive private school Lotus and Joaquin attend, they will do the following:
1. an assembly on "sensitivity and tolerance training in dealings with age-enhanced peoples" (i.e. Things not to say to your mom, "Hey, you're 34? That's really old!")
2. real world workshopping entitled "last-minute gifting economics" (i.e. Daddy didn't get me a present yet, so he took two kids and sped off at 8:15 a.m. in search of something)
3. field trip to a rich cultural center (i.e. lunch at the Trouy house)
4. time spent "honoring the inner infant" (i.e. naps)
5. talent show (i.e. frequent rounds of "Happy Birthday, Mommy")
If I play my cards right, I will never have to crack open a single book today. Hey, why should public schools have all the fun?
2 comments:
hmmm...you remember public school as fun??
HAPPY BIRTHDAY !!! Enjoy your day!!
At this rate, you will definitely be voted teacher of the year at that exclusive private school your children attend...
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