Grrragphghteshgghhhhh

The blog is temporarily closed due to my current inablilty to say, write, or think anything that isn't:
1. shrewish
2. bitter
3. akin to the shriekings of a confirmed lunatic
4. jibber-jabber

As soon as normal levels of good humor spiced with sarcasm, droll wit, and bon mots return, I will resume blogging.  Until then, I will be in the living room, surrounded by children who insist I keep a steady stream of New Agey Native American flute music playing, because it inexplicably soothes the savage beast.