The Funniest Thing I've Read All Day

The following is the Facebook status update from one of my favorite students, who is now the proud mother of one year old twin boys:


"Once upon a time there were these two boys named Derick and Joseph. They did everything together including moving their potties to the edge of the bathtub to make it easier to climb in and play with their toys and poop behind a curtain. The end."

Honestly, folks, that's better than anything I've got.