Tuesday, November 22, 2011

Happy Thanksgiving

How to tell that you're a (mostly) vegetarian house:
In the final days before Thanksgiving, the call is sounded.  Through a mysterious means of avian communication, turkeys from all over are alerted...


...they learn of a place of refuge, where they will not run the risk of being the meal...


...but rather where they can find a meal for themselves.


But the problem with turkeys is that once they feel safe somewhere...


...they'll make themselves at home and move right in.


Hand me the hatchet, Ken.  No turkey's going to soil our brand new roof.  I'm getting us a Thanksgiving dinner!


Happy Thanksgiving, everyone.  Hug you and yours and I'll see you again on Friday.
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4 comments:

  1. Look at how good you are, getting in a post before the festivities begin. And a turkey on the ROOF?! No. Thank you!

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  2. I'm so ahead of the game that if I don't slow down, I'll end up behind myself.
    Ha! Wrap your mind around THAT!

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  3. So is it tofurkey, then? That is pretty funny that they are congregating around you.

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  4. Turkeys are perfectly awful. They need to be stopped.

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