Tuesday, June 26, 2012

Ask The Ken

Ok, who thinks Ken should start guest posting on this blog once in a while?  I do, that's who.  You do, too.  Admit it.


Let's face it, there's some curiosity about a man who can make something like this, with his bare hands:


Patiently cart children around corn fields after a seven hour drive to Gettysburg like this:


And make the best pizza you will ever ever have.  No, don't argue on that last point.  You lose.


(included but not pictured: pick out wicked good shoes for his wife, fly kites, build things, burn things, tear things down, teach little boys how to genuflect at Mass, change a 7 month old's diaper while debating the virtues of Spiderman vs. Superman with a 5 year old without ever blinking an eye)


How can he do all this, and still look this attractive?


I don't know.  I really don't.  But if we can convince him to do a regular guest blog spot, I'm sure we can plumb the depths of this modern-day Renaissance man.


So to get the ball rolling, what questions do you have of The Ken?  Submit them in the comments, and I'll do my best to nag him to death until he answers some of them.

11 comments:

  1. Ken, you definitely need to do a guest blog every once in a while! I keep laughing over a comment you made at our house re: Cari's only eating pig.

    My question for you is: Would you please consider the possibility of an arranged marriage between Lotus and John-Paul?

    Also, how did you score a baby like Cari? You must have some smooth moves - spill!

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  2. He cooks, changes diapers, makes cool things, etc...all while looking that good?!

    Does he have a twin for some of my single lady relatives? Even a slightly evil-twin would do.

    Question: what keeps him going? Coffee? Wine? Bud-light? Chocolate?

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  3. Ken: Who does your hair? Looking good, my man, looking good!

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  4. Does he offer training courses for other not-so-perfect husbands/dads?

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  5. Ken, what are your thoughts re: Batman vs Superman?

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  6. Ken:
    Tell me when/how you first fell in love with Cari?
    What is it like having so many children?
    What is the best/worst part of your day?
    What is your all-time favorite hip-hop group and why?
    Where did you learn to build amazing things out of wood?

    I agree, the men posts are fun, you should definitely make Ken do one. I think Grace should make Simon do one, even though the 'simon says' helps me get my fill.

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  7. Dear Ken, ok, so you've hopped into the Delorian (sp?) and are now back at day one of college. Knowing then what you know now, what would you take in school?

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  8. EVERYTHING JDEL SAID.

    specifically numero UNO.

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  9. ken, is it possible to fashion my children ages 0 and just a little older than 0 matching (to their mothers) english long bows and just how long would it take to make each of us aprox 100 arrows that come predipped in greek fire?

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  10. Ken, can you find me a pair of casual black shoes that will look cute with summer skirts? Low or no heel. Must be ok for chasing small kids. Sandals prefered. Nothing chunky. Thanks!

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  11. Lisa,
    Easy.

    http://vip.zappos.com/ahnu-karma-black-nappa

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